Ancient Proverbs:
-Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
-Man who run in front of car get tired.
-Man who run behind car get exhausted.
-Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
-Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
-Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
-Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
-Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
-War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
-Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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I’m in the living room on my laptop tumblin’ and my mom turned on Dr. Phil and it’s about ‘Online dangers’
I’m just sitting here like
And then she asks:
What are you doing online? Are there any perverts and naked photos?!
And i’m just like
No, mom, just insane obsessive amounts of Matt and Julian.
And then she goes
Oh well are they naked!??
And i’m like No. Ew.
But inside i was like
I wish.
I wish.
same thing happened to me one time, lol
It was awkward, lol.
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Forever reblog
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I am a complete idiot.
I’m absolutely useless with words. No wonder I fail in life..
I sincerely hope that no one I know has this or will ever see this. I hate Robbie for making me get it. I HATE THE FACT I CAN’T DELETE IT, EVEN MORE!
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Well I thought since nobody I know has tumblr and even if they do they don’t know I have it, that I’d write this.. Still tbh, I don’t care if he sees because he knows anyway. But I just need to write it here, maybe I’m hoping there’s the off chance he might see? I don’t know..
I can’t get him out of my head. Like seriously, there’s not a day goes by where I don’t miss the way things used to be. He’s so amazing. I love his gorgeous smile, that kind of sits to one side in that cute, goofy sort of way. I love his lovely thick, soft hair and the fact that he loves it almost as much as I do. I love his gorgeous, amazing, perfect, breathtaking, cute, sexy, bright, shiney, blue eyes. I love how happy he makes me, I even love how sad he makes me. There’s so much I would just love to say but I can’t. Eugh now I’m feeling kind of stupid. *thinks about hitting delete* But.. you know what? No. I won’t delete. I’m not gonna carry on.. but I’m not gonna delete what I’ve written. So yeah… *awkward silence* bye..
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» 30STM fans are winning against Muse fans. Really?
VOTE AND VOTE AND VOTE AND VOTE AND VOTE AND VOTE.
MUSERS, WHAT THE FUCK. VOTE
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Bored, can’t sleep and you need to get to know me ;)
1. STEP ONE
- Name: Emma Michelle Kerr
– Birth date: 11/04/94
– Nickname: Don’t have one
– Eye Color: Jade Green
– Hair Color: Naturally blonde but it’s died kinda ginger, soon to be bright red.
– Zodiac Sign: Aries
STEP TWO
–The shoes you wore today: My converse
– Your fear(s): The future, my family/friends dying, slators
– Your perfect pizza: Pepperoni *drools*
STEP THREE
– Your best physical feature: I’m an ugly fuck, but I guess I have nice hair
– Your bedtime?: Whenever I drop
– Most missed memory?: Eugh, last year, I miss it so bad.
STEP FOUR
This Or That…
– Pepsi or Coke? Pepsi<3
– McDonald’s or Burger King: Ew, none. Why isn’t KFC an option?
– Adidas or Nike: None, thanks.
– Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: None
– Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
– Cappuccino or coffee: None
STEP FIVE
Do You…
– Smoke: No
– Curse: Yes
– Sing: Yeah
– Dance: No
– Take a shower everyday: Yeah
– Want to go to college: No idea
– Want to get married: Yes
– Get motion sickness: Yes
– Think you’re a health freak: No
– Get along with your parents: Do I fuck!
STEP SIX
In the past month…
– Gone to the mall: Yeah
– Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Yeah but was a packet if that still counts
– Eaten Sushi: No
– Been on stage: Yes
– Gone skating: No
– Made homemade cookies: No
– Gone Skinny dipping: No
– Stolen anything: No
STEP SEVEN
In the opposite sex..
– Best eye color?: Blue, gorgeous bright sexy blue<3
– Best hair color?: Dark hair, almost black but not quite.
– Short hair or long hair?: Medium length
– Height: Tall<3
STEP NINE
– Number of CDs that I own: Too many
– Number of tattoos: None
– Number of piercings: Just my ears
Personal Quiz
Who were you with yesterday?: Liam :)
What woke you up this morning? My phone
Where are you?: My bed
Is tomorrow going to be a good day?: Most likely not
Do you like anybody?: Yes
THE PAST
Ever thrown up in public?: Probably
Passed out because of alcohol?: Nope
What’s on your mind RIGHT NOW?: The most beautiful person ever :$…
THE FUTURE
What kind of house would you like?: A big sexy house
What do you want to be when you grow up?: Something to do with music
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?: Dead loljk. Famous ;)
IN GENERAL
Do you like candy necklaces?: Not to eat.. I like pinging them at folk
When was the last time you fell over or ran into something?: Today, I fell a number of times while ‘fighting’ ;p
Do you listen to music every day? Yes
Do you still go trick or treating?: Nope
What was the last thing you ate?: Pakora
Are you a fast typer?: Relatively
Whats your favorite type of soda?: Cream Soda :3
Have you ever moved?: House? Nope
Have you ever won an award?: Got a few
Are you listening to music right now? No
How long ’till your birthday?: One month :3
When were you the saddest in your whole life?: Since November till now tbh.
What time is it? 01:37
Do you use ebay to buy or sell? Buy
Who makes you mad?: People who judge me, people who mistreat me, people who say thinga bout my friends/family
Have you ever heard a song written about you?: Yes
HONESTY SECTION
1. Honestly, what color is your underwear? Blue
2. Honestly, whats on your mind? Sex
3. Honestly, what are you doing right now? This and texting
6. Honestly, have you done something bad today? Yes
8. Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?: Liam
9. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?: Yes
10. Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?: People
11. Honestly, do you bite your nails? Yes
12. Honestly, have you had an eating disorder? Yes
13. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment? Yeah
14. Honestly, are you keeping a big secret now? Yeah
15. Honestly, do you have a friend you don’t actually like? Yeah
17. Honestly, are you in denial? Yeah
18. Honestly, do you get up in the middle of the night and eat? Nope
19. Honestly, do you like anyone? Yeah
20. Honestly, does anyone like you? Yes
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"K."The most fucking annoying letter of the alphabet ever.
