April 2011
3 posts
Oh My God. This had me in tears laughing!
Ancient Proverbs: -Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. -Man who run in front of car get tired. -Man who run behind car get exhausted. -Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. -Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. -Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. -Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. -Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot...
I'm in the living room on my laptop tumblin' and...
isaysexualthingsaboutjulian:
problematiquexxmuser:
pwoper-fish:
isaysexualthingsaboutjulian:
I’m just sitting here like
And then she asks:
What are you doing online? Are there any perverts and naked photos?!
And i’m just like
No, mom, just insane obsessive amounts of Matt and Julian.
And then she goes
Oh well are they naked!??
And i’m like No. Ew.
But inside i was like
I...
March 2011
13 posts
I am a complete idiot.
I’m absolutely useless with words. No wonder I fail in life..
I sincerely hope that no one I know has this or will ever see this. I hate Robbie for making me get it. I HATE THE FACT I CAN’T DELETE IT, EVEN MORE!
Gah! igkjghkjghohg gy
Well I thought since nobody I know has tumblr and even if they do they don’t know I have it, that I’d write this.. Still tbh, I don’t care if he sees because he knows anyway. But I just need to write it here, maybe I’m hoping there’s the off chance he might see? I don’t know..
I can’t get him out of my head. Like seriously, there’s not a day goes by...
30STM fans are winning against Muse fans. Really? →
xohalyssarosex:
paranoiaisinemergency:
VOTE AND VOTE AND VOTE AND VOTE AND VOTE AND VOTE.
MUSERS, WHAT THE FUCK. VOTE
There'safuckingflyinmybedroom.
gfvybhunijvgfyhuijkmnhbgvfyhuijnk
Bored, can't sleep and you need to get to know me...
1. STEP ONE
- Name: Emma Michelle Kerr
– Birth date: 11/04/94
– Nickname: Don’t have one
– Eye Color: Jade Green
– Hair Color: Naturally blonde but it’s died kinda ginger, soon to be bright red.
– Zodiac Sign: Aries
STEP TWO
–The shoes you wore today: My converse
– Your fear(s): The future, my family/friends dying, slators
– Your perfect pizza: Pepperoni *drools*
STEP...
“K.”
– The most fucking annoying letter of the alphabet ever.
Pass your mouse over it.
feelyouaround:
TRY CLICKING IT
holy shit my followers need to do this.
PLEASE JUST REBLOG THIS
LOL
I can see this is gonna be good..
I can’t stop laughing at toastie boy…
I’m a complete and utter retard sometimes xD
“Fucking fuck fucker fuck fuck. And you wonder why I fucking hate you....”
– The most legendary tweet in the history of the universe!
ROCKET BELLAMY
iheartmuse:
starlightofyourhead:
OH MY FUCKING BELLAMY
Emma Kerr
So, uh. I’m Emma. I’m an obsessive Muser.
Um, was told by a friend, to get this. It’s late at night, I’m tired and I generally have no idea what I’m doing, do yeah. Do enjoy..